The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys
like boys who kill girls after rejection
And the white strings in bananas
If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time
whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004
New favourite joke:
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
"Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."
these are the best jokes ever
Reblog if you like an actor twice your age
Want to prove to a classmate that I am not the only one.
All of tumblr should be reblogging this.Wait, just one?….
Would you like me to give you a list?
I love how every time I reblog this it’s a different gif of Crowley rolling out a contract.